THINGS TO DO BEFORE I TURN 40
by BUTCH WALKER
*Go to a KISS concert at 8 years old. seal fate for future.
*Play drums for Elvis Presley cover band by 12 yrs old with all guys in their 30’s. get kicked out for flirting with singers’ daughter.
*Start cover band. lose virginity to keyboard player in cover band. break up cover band.
*Move to LA at 17 with hair metal band. get signed to last big record deal ever given to hair metal bands.
*Tour the world in hair metal band. perceive public not to care. break up hair metal band.
*Start new band with some members from hair metal band. tour for last half of 90’s in van.
*Get signed during Alternative Rock Number Band Blitz with band The Marvelous 3.
*Have hit on radio and MTV. play hit on Late Night TV shows. no one play hit anymore. break band up. sell van.
*Have nervous breakdown….. maybe put out solo album.
*Put out more solo albums.
